Constellation Contact Post 2.0

[dun_moch]

To contact The Constellation, leave a message.

Previous Constellation contact post can be found here for reference.

Comments

[exceptionalthief]

So in actuality, you meant to say: 'a friendly candidate who will truly represent the interests of very specific imPorts.

[Yes, yes. Thank you very much, Count McClane.]

Re: private;

[alcheregis]

A pity! I don't actually know that much about Dio, but I suppose we'll have plenty of time to get to know him.

[alcheregis]

A good things are ever a work in progress.

[dun_moch]

That is perfectly all right. I predict the media would be more enticed by the tension in a relationship that had not yet become official. Still, the publicity of your... association could be valuable.

text;

[dun_moch]

Whatever its failings, the elected position of an Ambassador does enjoy some advantages over a covert organization like the Constellation.

[Fewer sociopaths, fewer codenamed snarkers, fewer sociopathic codenamed snarkers...]

[dun_moch]

The Stars can manage, thank you.

However, if you ever wished to join us, your own expertise could be a valuable addition.

[Ambition is often a useful bait to keep people like Hux following along.]

[therewillbeorder]

How reassuring.

It's a very tempting offer- I'll have to think about it.

[It's an offer he's inclined to take but can't seem too eager to jump on this.]

[sleight_of_hand]

1.) You're sick.
2.) Go to hell.

[dun_moch]

Be careful, Uranus. Tolerance for your insubordination is not without limits.

[dun_moch]

Not at all. His policies will focus on certain groups that are in special need, and who will reward his attention with votes. But rest assured that once in office, he will serve all imPorts, and the groups which work to advance them.

[Like the Constellation.]

[sleight_of_hand]

What are you going to do?

Have a 15 year old stab me this time?

private;

[dun_moch]

I think you would find him fascinating company, if you spent some time around him. He is a gifted conversationalist, and his conditions affords him a perspective on biology that I expect you would consider quite interesting.

[dun_moch]

Of course. Take your time.

Your active contribution to the outcome of this election would be helpful to these considerations, by the way.

[Being interested in politics helps in climbing the ladder.]

[therewillbeorder]

I'll see what I can do.

[He has no intention of actually voting but doesn't mean he can't lie about it.]

[dun_moch]

Perhaps more training with Mars is called for.

Or maybe Jupiter would have some ideas on how to make you submit.

[dun_moch]

Your cooperation is appreciated.

[sleight_of_hand]

Next time I see Mars Bar, he's the one getting training.

[ He's not even addressing that last one. Jupiter sure makes him submit all right, just not in the way Dooku probably wants. ]

Uranus | Text

[sleight_of_hand]

So.
How about those election results?

[ He feels a little bad for Dio, don't get him wrong. He did actually want him to win. The fact that so far everyone they've backed for an ambassador role has failed to get in -- including Dooku himself -- is a source of endless amusement, though. ]

M A Y B E
Just maybe, now.
Attaching certain names to anyone we want to work with us is actually working AGAINST us?

Just a thought.

Mars | Text

[generalgrievous]

It is very unfortunate that now Maurtia Falls will be under Republic control.

[sleight_of_hand]

"Republic control"?

You DO know you're not on your world, right?

[generalgrievous]

She is a senator of the Republic. She will bring their ways here.

[sleight_of_hand]

She is a tiny woman with a big voice in a city that will be entirely against everything she plans to do.

What's the worst that could happen?

Jupiter | Text

[dioception]

Now the real fun begins~

[sleight_of_hand]

You're totally planning on sabotaging her, aren't you?

[dioception]

Of course I am. I don't like to lose!