IC Contact post for Mask or Menace

[dun_moch]

"You have reached Count Dooku. I regret that I am unavailable to answer your hail. Kindly leave a message, and I shall respond at the earliest opportunity."

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Comments

[h2no]

[...may controlled it, didn't she? it wasn't a case of there being no way to do it. dooku's right; he just wasn't strong enough.]

i never wanted to control it
i didn't even want to catch it
i just wanted to let it do its thing

and i know now that i was too focused on pokémon. my plan would've hurt people regardless.
i don't want to hurt people. not anymore.

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[dun_moch]

They have hunted and warred against me for three years. So yes, they are quite 'a pain.'

We have a truce, for the moment. I will not be the one to breach it through any provocative action.

[dun_moch]

It is frequently impossible to protect what you treasure without doing harm to those who would destroy it.

I suggest you think carefully about what you would really do to save that which you love.

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[sleight_of_hand]

[ It's almost easy to see the shrug on Adachi's end, even with just text. ]

So? Since when has that stopped you?

[h2no]

well for starters i won't do something dumb as fuck and put them in danger to begin with

[but... he's still responding. quickly, too. he's obviously invested in this conversation. maybe part of him just wants count to say the right thing (not that he hasn't already) in the right way.]

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[dun_moch]

Since I have no need of a pointless conflict that can still be delayed. Or perhaps avoided all together.

Our goal is the freedom of imPorts from the government and the Porter. In this place, the Jedi are a distraction- but a dangerous one. Do not underestimate them if you encounter them.

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[sleight_of_hand]

Who, me? I never underestimate anyone.

[ Says the man that purposefully bated Dooku on a regular basis. ]

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[dun_moch]

Your arrogance will be your downfall one day if you do not learn greater wisdom, Adachi.

[Says the man whose arrogance is absolutely going to be his downfall the minute he gets canon updated.]

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[sleight_of_hand]

Been there. Done that.
btw you have no room to talk
Careful not to lose your head over this, Dooku-san~!

[ Oh if only he knew. ]

FOUR DAYS LATER I'm sorry

[dun_moch]

Was the world not in peril before you embarked on your plan? Are you responsible for humanity's stupidity and irresponsibility?

What of your team? Those who followed you believed in your cause. They fought for it. Must you doubt their belief as well as your own?

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[dun_moch]

I hardly require lecturing from the likes of you, detective.

Will there be anything else?

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[sleight_of_hand]

You know, maybe you should listen to me every now and then. A healthy dose of humble pie never hurt anyone. Much, anyway.

Again, speaking from experience~!

Just looking out for one of my best clients and all. Careful out there, Dooku-san~~~!

ITS GOOD

[h2no]

well no but

they agreed to retool when i wanted to

[the replies are still fast, but not as strong as before. THE COUNT IS GETTING THERE.]

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[sleight_of_hand]

Doooooooooku-saaaaaaaaaaaan~~~~~!

Are you back yeeeeeet~~~~~?

[ Oh no. ]

[sleight_of_hand]

Ehhhhhhh~?
Not yet~?

[sleight_of_hand]

I’ll just have to keep your inbox company in the meantime.

[ Oh no. ]

[sleight_of_hand]

You know.
It’s not that I can’t juggle.
I just don’t have the balls to do it~!

[sleight_of_hand]

Hey.
Did you know when you get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on?

[sleight_of_hand]

I was going to make wifi my Valentine this year.
We have such a connection~~~

[sleight_of_hand]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He's lucky it was a soft drink.

[sleight_of_hand]

This girl said she knew me from a vegetarian restaurant, but I never met herbivore.

[sleight_of_hand]

Hey, did you know there was this butcher that backed up into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work~?

[sleight_of_hand]

I know you miss me, Dooku-san.
Hopefully your aim will be improved when you get back~

[sleight_of_hand]

I totally understand how batteries feel.
I’m never included in things either.

[sleight_of_hand]

There’s this dwarf fortune teller that kills people out there.
He’s a small medium at large.