IC Contact post for Mask or Menace

[dun_moch]

"You have reached Count Dooku. I regret that I am unavailable to answer your hail. Kindly leave a message, and I shall respond at the earliest opportunity."

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[sleight_of_hand]

Hey.
Did you know when you get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on?

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I was going to make wifi my Valentine this year.
We have such a connection~~~

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He's lucky it was a soft drink.

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This girl said she knew me from a vegetarian restaurant, but I never met herbivore.

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Hey, did you know there was this butcher that backed up into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work~?

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I know you miss me, Dooku-san.
Hopefully your aim will be improved when you get back~

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I totally understand how batteries feel.
I’m never included in things either.

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There’s this dwarf fortune teller that kills people out there.
He’s a small medium at large.

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I swallowed some food coloring the other day.
The doctor says I’m all right, but I feel like I’ve dyed inside.

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I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.

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Something about subtraction just doesn’t add up...

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Police were called to a day care center the other day.
A three year old was resisting a rest.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing— it just let out a little whine.

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(I’ve got like. A million of these by the way. This is totally going to be a nice welcome back present for you, riiiiight~?)

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Never discuss infinity with a mathematician.
They can go on about it forever.

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There’s this guy that survived mustard gas and pepper spray.
He’s a seasoned veteran.

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I knew a woman who owned a taser.
Man, was she STUNNING.

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The first time I used an elevator, it was really uplifting!
But then it let me down. ):

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I was once in so much debt I couldn’t even afford my electricity bill.
Those were the darkest times of my life.

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I just went to a really emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes...

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If you think this is bad, I once did a theatrical performance on puns.
It was just a play on words.

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Eh, I’m bored now. If you’re not back later, I’ll keep your inbox company again.

[ Hopefully there wasn’t a limit to how many texts a person could receive... ]

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[ Some days later... ]

Okay thanks to the crap you had Kitagawa do I’m back in the hospital.
It’s only fair that I THANK YOU.

[ Uh oh. ]

[sleight_of_hand]

Hey you were in music; d’ya ever run into this vampire rock band?
I heard they sucked.