IC Contact post for Mask or Menace

[dun_moch]

"You have reached Count Dooku. I regret that I am unavailable to answer your hail. Kindly leave a message, and I shall respond at the earliest opportunity."

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Comments

[sleight_of_hand]

I’ve got a safe that was invented by a cop and a robber. It’s quite the combination~!

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I went to a masseuse the other day, but I wouldn’t recommend them. They rubbed me the wrong way.

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Even numbers think other numbers are odd.

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My curtains are usually drawn, but the rest of my furniture is real.

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A reporter fell through a crack in the ground. It was groundbreaking news~

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.................

Nevermind that last one. That’s too close to home.

[sleight_of_hand]

Hey there’s a restaurant on the moon now!
The food’s great, but there’s no atmosphere.

[sleight_of_hand]

[ It just... keeps going. On and on. It finally stops all together once Adachi got out of the hospital, but Dooku’s inbox was left well and thoroughly punned. ]