IC Contact post for Mask or Menace

[dun_moch]

"You have reached Count Dooku. I regret that I am unavailable to answer your hail. Kindly leave a message, and I shall respond at the earliest opportunity."

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Comments

[sleight_of_hand]

I knew a woman who owned a taser.
Man, was she STUNNING.

[sleight_of_hand]

The first time I used an elevator, it was really uplifting!
But then it let me down. ):

[sleight_of_hand]

I was once in so much debt I couldn’t even afford my electricity bill.
Those were the darkest times of my life.

[sleight_of_hand]

I just went to a really emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.

[sleight_of_hand]

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes...

[sleight_of_hand]

If you think this is bad, I once did a theatrical performance on puns.
It was just a play on words.

[sleight_of_hand]

Eh, I’m bored now. If you’re not back later, I’ll keep your inbox company again.

[ Hopefully there wasn’t a limit to how many texts a person could receive... ]

[sleight_of_hand]

[ Some days later... ]

Okay thanks to the crap you had Kitagawa do I’m back in the hospital.
It’s only fair that I THANK YOU.

[ Uh oh. ]

[sleight_of_hand]

Hey you were in music; d’ya ever run into this vampire rock band?
I heard they sucked.

[sleight_of_hand]

My friend’s bakery burned down last night.
Now his business is toast.

[sleight_of_hand]

Finding steak puns is hard.
They’re a rare medium well-done.

[sleight_of_hand]

You should know that telekinesis is not a handy skill...

[sleight_of_hand]

You say I don’t respect anyone, but that’s not true.
I really look up to my tall friends~~!

[sleight_of_hand]

Why doesn’t Kaneki eat clowns?
Probably because they taste funny.

[sleight_of_hand]

I would tell an unemployment joke, but none of them work...

[sleight_of_hand]

I had a pun about insanity, but I lost it...

[sleight_of_hand]

A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

[sleight_of_hand]

Man, you missed this guy that got his entire left side cut off!
At least he’s all right now.

[sleight_of_hand]

You know, the aliens here are really down to Earth...

[sleight_of_hand]

After all these puns, I’m going to need to stop by a fabric store and get some new material.

[sleight_of_hand]

Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? It’s fucking close to water.

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I’ve got a safe that was invented by a cop and a robber. It’s quite the combination~!

[sleight_of_hand]

I went to a masseuse the other day, but I wouldn’t recommend them. They rubbed me the wrong way.

[sleight_of_hand]

Even numbers think other numbers are odd.

[sleight_of_hand]

My curtains are usually drawn, but the rest of my furniture is real.