IC Contact post for Mask or Menace

[dun_moch]

"You have reached Count Dooku. I regret that I am unavailable to answer your hail. Kindly leave a message, and I shall respond at the earliest opportunity."

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Comments

[dirtyredneck]

Only thing'll resolve it is that asshole getting dead and staying that way.

[i.e. 'no']

[dun_moch]

That will be difficult, as long as the government's machines continue to raise our dead.

Perhaps it is time to turn around the initial question. How dedicated are YOU to safety?

[dirtyredneck]

Asked you for money, didn't I?

[dun_moch]

You did indeed. And then you rejected a source of that money for what I sense are personal reasons.

Tell me this: does your hatred for Jesse Pinkman truly make you and yours safer? Or is it a liability?

[dirtyredneck]

If you know a scorpion's a scorpion and let him close enough to sting you, it's your own fault when he does. Ain't no safety in letting that asshole close.

[dun_moch]

Despite its menacing appearance, a scorpion rarely stings without cause. It strikes defensively, or in search of food. And it can be a powerful weapon, if handled correctly.

[Dooku wishes other people could be as reasonable and sensible as scorpions, really.]

What cause might Jesse Pinkman have to harm you?

[dirtyredneck]

Scorpion wants to get across a stream. It asks the frog for help. The frog says no, cause the scorpion'll sting it. Scorpion says it won't cause then they'd both drown. Frog thinks about it, agrees, and lets the scorpion ride it's back across the stream. Half-way across the scorpion fucking stings it. As they go down, the frog asks why. Scorpion says 'it's in my nature.'

That fucker already caused harm. For no reason then it was 'in his fucking nature'. He don't get another chance so shut up about it.

[dun_moch]

I usually prefer scientific fact to folklore in matters of safety.

You have disappointed me, Daryl. Yet my offer of mediation remains open, should you choose to be more reasonable in the future.

[The Count is just so wonderfully magnanimous like that.]

[dirtyredneck]

I and prefer people who already stabbed me in the back not being able to do it again. So you can take your disappointment and shove it right back up your ass. The only one being unreasonable here is you.

[Well, there went his attempt to keep in good with Dooku. He didn't expect the man would want anything to do with him now. Good job, Daryl. Good job.]