"You have reached Count Dooku. I regret that I am unavailable to answer your hail. Kindly leave a message, and I shall respond at the earliest opportunity."
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[Jesse isn't about to push it. The point's made, it won't happen again, and he's not out to feel smug. Holy hell, though, he did not need this problem on top of everything else.]
Good to know. But blackmailing me is useless, anyway. Unless he's got proof I really have it, he can tell anybody he wants and it don't mean shit. They'll watch me for a while and then they'll give up.
What it does mean is I can't actually give him anything, 'cause that would be proof I got millions of dollars stashed away, and that guy wants revenge more than anything. So I told him to fuck off and ask you for it, if he needs it so bad. You wanna give him the money and shut him up, be my guest. But it didn't come from me, you know what I'm saying?
[Dooku's actually off-guard for a beat because- what is this? No vows of dire retribution if the error happens again, no humiliating demands for reparation, no twisting of the knife? What kind of criminal is this Jesse Pinkman, anyway? Even the most humble of gangsters in Dooku's universe would have done a little lording in this situation. Then again, Dooku considered such cretins to be terminally stupid for exactly that kind of behaviour.]
That may be the best way of resolving this issue in the short term. A sudden windfall from Countdown's merchandising sales could easily be arranged. However, the root cause will remain. Dixon's hatred is too strong to be soothed by money.
Tell me, am I correct in thinking this is yet another consequence of that incident with Rick Grimes?
[Daryl had never said as much, but he and Carl had posted on the Network about Rick Grimes' departure and the importance of his 'family'. The dots were not difficult to connect.]
[This better not be leading up to another lecture about it, because okay, he gets it, he should've handled Carl differently. Two murder attempts so far have made that very clear.]
I tried to explain what happened, but I think the hick's brain is too fried to get it.
Revenge has always been a most powerful motivator, in my experience. It is unfortunate. With his distrust of the government, Daryl could have been an asset. But now it is likely he will continue to be a problem until he is Ported out.
[Which is as close to Dooku will get to delivering the 'all this could have been avoided if you had apologized' lecture. That was going to be his defense if Pinkman pressed the advantage on the Count's error, but one gracious turn deserves another. Jesse let it go, and now so will Dooku.]
[Jesse is very aware of the power of revenge. He doesn't need to be told. But the fact that Carl and Daryl are this mad that he essentially made Rick Grimes take a nap for eight minutes? That's the part he still doesn't get. To call that murder undermines the true meaning of the word.]
Buy him off. He might hate me, but you still got a chance at winning him over.
I will do what I can. I trust there is no chance his new resources might become a threat to you?
[Asked more out of curiosity than anything else. Pinkman implied that Daryl was easily deterred through his powers, and the Count is mainly familiar with his ability to heal. Does Jesse have combat ability to match his healing and his wealth? These are the kinds of questions Dooku is always interested in.]
There ain't a whole lot that's a threat to me. I'm more worried about how much attention he'll attract mouthing off about us than I am about anything else he could try to do to me.
[Interesting. This is not the first time Dooku has seen him display a more 'typical' criminal trait: a belief that he cannot be defeated, at least physically. Pinkman said much the same about Carl, earlier this year.]
I see. Then I shall ensure he practices an intelligent amount of discretion. Consider it the completion of my apology for this situation.
[He pauses, then shifts:]
While we are on the topic of attention and discretion, perhaps now is the time to discuss Daisy Johnson. I have been advised that she is most close to you- and that she could be a liability.
[One guess who told him that- name starts with 'R', keyword: 'flowers.']
Sounds like Raina don't know what she's talking about.
Me and Daisy split, like, months ago. Not that she even knew anything while we were together. Anyway, she's back with her old boyfriend, happy as she ever gets. Nothing to do with me or my business, so nothing you or Raina gotta worry about.
Is that so? That is good to hear, if perhaps unfortunate. I had thought that Daisy's talents might also be useful to us. We will have need of experts with technology in the days ahead.
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Date: 2016-09-07 01:39 am (UTC)From:Good to know. But blackmailing me is useless, anyway. Unless he's got proof I really have it, he can tell anybody he wants and it don't mean shit. They'll watch me for a while and then they'll give up.
What it does mean is I can't actually give him anything, 'cause that would be proof I got millions of dollars stashed away, and that guy wants revenge more than anything. So I told him to fuck off and ask you for it, if he needs it so bad. You wanna give him the money and shut him up, be my guest. But it didn't come from me, you know what I'm saying?
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Date: 2016-09-07 01:51 am (UTC)From:That may be the best way of resolving this issue in the short term. A sudden windfall from Countdown's merchandising sales could easily be arranged. However, the root cause will remain. Dixon's hatred is too strong to be soothed by money.
Tell me, am I correct in thinking this is yet another consequence of that incident with Rick Grimes?
[Daryl had never said as much, but he and Carl had posted on the Network about Rick Grimes' departure and the importance of his 'family'. The dots were not difficult to connect.]
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Date: 2016-09-07 01:56 am (UTC)From:[This better not be leading up to another lecture about it, because okay, he gets it, he should've handled Carl differently. Two murder attempts so far have made that very clear.]
I tried to explain what happened, but I think the hick's brain is too fried to get it.
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Date: 2016-09-07 02:33 am (UTC)From:[Which is as close to Dooku will get to delivering the 'all this could have been avoided if you had apologized' lecture. That was going to be his defense if Pinkman pressed the advantage on the Count's error, but one gracious turn deserves another. Jesse let it go, and now so will Dooku.]
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Date: 2016-09-07 02:42 am (UTC)From:Buy him off. He might hate me, but you still got a chance at winning him over.
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Date: 2016-09-07 09:21 pm (UTC)From:[Asked more out of curiosity than anything else. Pinkman implied that Daryl was easily deterred through his powers, and the Count is mainly familiar with his ability to heal. Does Jesse have combat ability to match his healing and his wealth? These are the kinds of questions Dooku is always interested in.]
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Date: 2016-09-07 09:27 pm (UTC)From:[Yep, this boy has tricks up his sleeve.]
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Date: 2016-09-07 11:39 pm (UTC)From:I see. Then I shall ensure he practices an intelligent amount of discretion. Consider it the completion of my apology for this situation.
[He pauses, then shifts:]
While we are on the topic of attention and discretion, perhaps now is the time to discuss Daisy Johnson. I have been advised that she is most close to you- and that she could be a liability.
[One guess who told him that- name starts with 'R', keyword: 'flowers.']
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Date: 2016-09-08 12:46 am (UTC)From:Sounds like Raina don't know what she's talking about.
Me and Daisy split, like, months ago. Not that she even knew anything while we were together. Anyway, she's back with her old boyfriend, happy as she ever gets. Nothing to do with me or my business, so nothing you or Raina gotta worry about.
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