Constellation Contact Post 2.0

[dun_moch]

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Comments

Text - Hyperion

[exceptionalthief]

At least in respect to having in common a superior ability to suck your blood and soul and leave you with nothing.

[Just saying.]

[sleight_of_hand]

...............................
That was literally the whole point of the joke.
Why the hell are there so many killjoys in this group?????

[exceptionalthief]

Saying 'VAMPIRES, THEY'RE JUST LIKE LAWYERS AMIRITE HAHA' is not exactly the same as actually acknowledging the likely repercussions.

It's an Evil Organization? I think it comes with the territory.

[sleight_of_hand]

What repercussions????

[exceptionalthief]

Scroll back, I'll wait.

[sleight_of_hand]

Yes aaaaaand???

[exceptionalthief]

V A M P I R E S . . . C A N . . . P O S S I B L Y . . . K I L L . . . Y O U.

[Look how helpful he can be to those with limited reading comprehension.]

[sleight_of_hand]

Oh yeah. I didn't even think of that.

I mean. Blood banks are a thing.