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exceptionalthief: (Default)

Text - Hyperion

[personal profile] exceptionalthief 2018-01-07 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Vampire

[Can a text sound deadpan? This one does.

It's probably a good thing he doesn't know for certain that Antares is Dooku or he might start making assumptions about the 'Count' part of his name/title.]
sleight_of_hand: (The happiest man on earth)

Text - Uranus

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-07 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that means we can count on him to be a good lawyer, eh?

[ He couldn't help it. It was too easy. ]
exceptionalthief: (touching Cowboy touching)

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[personal profile] exceptionalthief 2018-01-07 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
At least in respect to having in common a superior ability to suck your blood and soul and leave you with nothing.

[Just saying.]
sleight_of_hand: (Yeah whatever)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-07 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...............................
That was literally the whole point of the joke.
Why the hell are there so many killjoys in this group?????
exceptionalthief: (Another orphan of a bankrupt culture)

[personal profile] exceptionalthief 2018-01-07 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Saying 'VAMPIRES, THEY'RE JUST LIKE LAWYERS AMIRITE HAHA' is not exactly the same as actually acknowledging the likely repercussions.

It's an Evil Organization? I think it comes with the territory.
sleight_of_hand: (Er... if you say so)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-07 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What repercussions????
exceptionalthief: (look at it this way)

[personal profile] exceptionalthief 2018-01-07 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Scroll back, I'll wait.
exceptionalthief: (tried to tell you)

[personal profile] exceptionalthief 2018-01-07 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
V A M P I R E S . . . C A N . . . P O S S I B L Y . . . K I L L . . . Y O U.

[Look how helpful he can be to those with limited reading comprehension.]
sleight_of_hand: (Er... if you say so)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2018-01-07 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. I didn't even think of that.

I mean. Blood banks are a thing.
dun_moch: (Count)

[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-01-07 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, a vampire. Campaigning on a platform to represent the interests of other vampires, ghouls, aliens, and other such beings within our community.

[Welcome to the imPort party, Hans.]
exceptionalthief: (it’d be a shame to ruin it)

[personal profile] exceptionalthief 2018-01-07 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So in actuality, you meant to say: 'a friendly candidate who will truly represent the interests of very specific imPorts.

[Yes, yes. Thank you very much, Count McClane.]
dun_moch: Dooku in a suit (Suit)

[personal profile] dun_moch 2018-01-10 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all. His policies will focus on certain groups that are in special need, and who will reward his attention with votes. But rest assured that once in office, he will serve all imPorts, and the groups which work to advance them.

[Like the Constellation.]
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