Constellation Contact Post 2.0

[dun_moch]

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Text - Hyperion

[exceptionalthief]

Vampire

[Can a text sound deadpan? This one does.

It's probably a good thing he doesn't know for certain that Antares is Dooku or he might start making assumptions about the 'Count' part of his name/title.]

Text - Uranus

[sleight_of_hand]

I guess that means we can count on him to be a good lawyer, eh?

[ He couldn't help it. It was too easy. ]

Text - Hyperion

[exceptionalthief]

At least in respect to having in common a superior ability to suck your blood and soul and leave you with nothing.

[Just saying.]

[sleight_of_hand]

...............................
That was literally the whole point of the joke.
Why the hell are there so many killjoys in this group?????

[exceptionalthief]

Saying 'VAMPIRES, THEY'RE JUST LIKE LAWYERS AMIRITE HAHA' is not exactly the same as actually acknowledging the likely repercussions.

It's an Evil Organization? I think it comes with the territory.

[sleight_of_hand]

What repercussions????

[exceptionalthief]

Scroll back, I'll wait.

[sleight_of_hand]

Yes aaaaaand???

[exceptionalthief]

V A M P I R E S . . . C A N . . . P O S S I B L Y . . . K I L L . . . Y O U.

[Look how helpful he can be to those with limited reading comprehension.]

[sleight_of_hand]

Oh yeah. I didn't even think of that.

I mean. Blood banks are a thing.

[dun_moch]

Yes, a vampire. Campaigning on a platform to represent the interests of other vampires, ghouls, aliens, and other such beings within our community.

[Welcome to the imPort party, Hans.]

[exceptionalthief]

So in actuality, you meant to say: 'a friendly candidate who will truly represent the interests of very specific imPorts.

[Yes, yes. Thank you very much, Count McClane.]

[dun_moch]

Not at all. His policies will focus on certain groups that are in special need, and who will reward his attention with votes. But rest assured that once in office, he will serve all imPorts, and the groups which work to advance them.

[Like the Constellation.]